self pronounced queen and grandmaster of all things airheadish. has the magical capability of detecting stench with a built-in funk-ometer. may kidnap kitties.

mutts good reads news family

very adept at broadcasting alert and other emergency, or non-emergency, information. world-champion wrestler. good at exploring ignored areas of habitation. not to be trifled with.

brilliant/creepy "films" dance 1a dance 1b dance 2

time and time again, beleagured as she may be, she is famous for rising to the challenge and defending precious flora with a dastardly right foot kick that leaves enemies perplexed, overwraught, and bruised.

home sweet home culinary resource seconds anyone?

probably the most dangerous man alive. has many skills relating to things not necessarily useful. tackle-football expert. telephonic-communications trend setter. a made man.

killers of all beautiful things paralyzer plan B

a swath of dizzy ping-pong balls and disected dead things litter the path of the one who was once called the most handsome man to ever wear a mullet. fear him the most when he is smiling. if he winks, run.

instants in time more than just a morbid fascination paint-brush

wonderkind rumored to have special powers of flexibility and guile. loves bling and sweet slow romance equally; don't make him choose between the two. socially active, but unaware.

100% life liberty & the pursuit of happiness truth

half escape artist, half adventurer, half beast tamer, all man. top-secret-international-man-of-mystery known to skydive without a chute, disappear without a trace, and infiltrate botanical strong-holds.

current past qualification

redefines blonde with casual yet refined mannerisms that build bridges faster than her wrecking-ball-like glare can sink them. uncanny ability to two-step through chaos. your best friend to be (ybftb).

hangout weekend gig social circle

super strong swimmer with a propensity to being incredibly and inexplicably lucky. he is a reformed vandal, and will give and give and give until he has no more. he is the help that is on the way.

excuse to fund-raise sweet melodies a day well spent