sitting in front of you is a cat. next to the cat is a piece of heavily buttered bread and a pice of string. you take the take the piece of heavily buttered bread and put it on the cat's back, butter side up. you then take the piece of string and secure the bread onto the cat by tying it around the cat's waist. in your living room, you pick up the cat/bread combination and stand on a chair. you then extend your arms and hold the cat/bread combo above your head. if you drop the cat/bread combo, which way will it land?

(when answering, please keep this in mind: "a cat always lands on its feet" & "the bread always lands butter side down")

see ya on the flip-side. have a good week.

we're outro.

Chaper One.

you may not hear from neal and i for a few days, we'll be out of town! but don't worry. its not because we don't love you.

so. i can't help but notice the children are fighting again. something tells me neal ate all of corey's Nutella or Wheat Thins again...nothing new...but does it really merit such violent responses? let me mediate: corey! i beg you, stop your coup! i will reimburse you for said Nutella or Wheat Thins! (besides, you don't want to be indocilis webmaster, you're too cool to dedicate the time to censoring jeff's fowl mouth). this is my final offer as negotiator. if talks fail...i am defecting to gindocilis.com...may we all once live together on this fragile cybernetic ice rink of potential doom again. thank you for your time.

Neal, I think you're right.  Indocilis is a wasteland - an addicting, colorful, well-designed wasteland.  Its effects are strong - heck Corey doesn't even post!  And yet it has turned him against you.  It brings out the worst of us and calls it wit.  It promotes hatesmanship and calls it jest.  Perhaps your call for civility is the early detection that can cure this cancer.  Neal, this ship has drifted off course but you, armed with cuddly animal photos, are an able Captain.  Together we will sail to the New World....Fundocilis!

Jeff should move (1 votes)
Jeff should NOT move (3 votes)
I like the way jeff moves (2 votes)

and the winner is...

-Private Post-

Hollye, when are you going to post the dadburn results from your poll!  I'm starting to feel disenfranchised!

If "portable latrines" wins, I'm moving to Canada.

-Resume Public Perusal-

ah. hiatous. and back again. a journey in itself. since last we met...i have been to see 'life aquatic' three times including tonight. my cousin comes on friday to stay with me and is underage. i will most likely indulge no less than twice more before she comes. i can't seem to get enough of it. the soundtrack, the film, discussion, and the list goes on. my original date for this evening's viewing canceled. much to my not surprise. luckily, i sort of assumed so much would happen. don't you love reliable friends? instead i went with my family who now thinks i am a psycho for being so obsessed with the film. none of us knows why. i have my theories though.

do you ever just need to be klaus? i do. someone, anyone, reading this, get me a red hat.

So here it is, my stand-up comedy routine:

"I'm one of those people who likes to think that the glass is half full - of poison!  Thank you Siletz Indian Reservation!  Tip your waitress!"

Of course, I'll have some jokes before the big one there, but they won't matter.  Neal, you get some of the credit on this.  Thanks for the inspiration, you will be rewarded in Heaven.  Oh, and I want to add 10 votes for boxed wine.

fine cheese: 1 vote [meatwad]
track jackets: 1 vote [jeff]
sharpie markers: 1 vote [hollye]
portable latrines: 1 vote [neal]
air: 1 vote [ben]
latex: 1 vote [troy]

with only a few additional votes, a pie chart will be created to futher analyze the results. so keep those votes coming!